background noises: [confused running]
from outside: Intelligence says [unintelligible]!
unidentified voice: What?
from outside: Seriously [unintelligible]!
unidentified voice: We’d better do something fast. Do we
know anything more?
background noises: [jet aircraft]
Texas accent: Naw.
unidentified voice: Well, let’s whip up a—Boss! Hey,
Boss!
background noises: [snoring]
Texas accent: Sure.
unidentified voice: Just wait a sec for authorization—
secretary: OK, it’s on the wires.
George W. Bush: Hrm? What are you all waiting around for?
Issue a terrorism alert!
background noises: [teletype]
the Daily Whale
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