7 September 2006 - school uniforms quiz

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How do you feel about making school kids wear uniforms?

A. Aw, they look so cute, like mindless little clones.
B. Transparency is critical. With uniforms, everyone understands that the real issue is control.
C. There is no better training for a valuable life as a corporate drone.
D. Please pardon our appearance. We are under instruction.

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