8 September 2006 - Hewlett-Packard

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You work for the Bush administration, and you’re afraid you’ll be out of a job in a couple years? Not to worry! There are positions opening up on the board of Hewlett-Packard, and your qualifications are immaculate—you can really help push HP to the next level.

clue:

Refers to a wee scandal with HP’s board of directors, involving press leaks and illegal spying. It sounded familiar....

give me a clue so sweet and true

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