3 January 2007 - the new Iraq plan

director: Lights! Camera! Unction!
Bush: Today I bring before the world the new Bush Iraq plan, which will lay a fresh cornerstone of democracy in an old corner of the world.
gaffer: That will never work.
director: [whispering] I think for this piece we need a bit less ad-libbing.
Bush: Based on the advice of thousands, all of whom I ordered to agree with me, this plan is the result of entire minutes of profound consultations, as well as my own penetrating incitement.
continuity supervisor: That will never work.
director: [giving up] Darkness! Comrades! Factions!