the Daily Whale - archive 2007

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January February March
1 heaven and hell thinking is work forts of folly
2 worth doing computer animation practice
3 the new Iraq plan sounds stupid tried it once
4 make it shorter guerilla marketing breadth of appeal
5 the right thing more on Boston impossibly indescribable
6 ETA inconceivable at most
7 run, run, run safety first fight evidence
8 instant the surge entertainment
9 engineering encouraged defect density
10 talking the struggle to FBI
11 subjugation rocket shoes Daylight Saving Time
12 defining things never again merry go round
13 the surge creatures of carbon get used to it
14 compromise food of love food of love
15 typecasting extrapolated claims urgency
16 phosphorus winter public documents
17 improvisation misspent youth publication
18 middle of the road simplifying assumption revenge quiz
19 rumor balancing stupidities committees
20 antisatellite power draws power ring of ringtones
21 scratch the surface typical error own reward
22 too strange school on the wheel
23 improvisation do your resting honor
24 neighbors art clear thinking
25 Cartesian duelists without money progress
26 love and war variability forgetfulness
27 world end quiz insane internet apocalypse
28 competition complaining call them evil
29 in splendor what learning is
30 get used to beauty has teeth
31 Prince William relaxation algorithm
April May June
1 these symptoms diary quiz Gaussian
2 problem of meaning business skill intellectual property
3 0.00000000015 surveillance Creation Museum
4 uncaring without the cat shift and add
5 infinite monkeys with a cat easily fooled
6 vaccine to reproduce telephone conservation law
7 confession quiz cone cells epic
8 a good plan common divisor unutterable
9 a bad plan legacy of innovation entirely impenetrable
10 a great idea Bozo Patrol anfractuous head
11 an awful idea understand everything a water drop
12 memories online focus group energy
13 better back then defining probability out of the box
14 transparent systems popularity every single intersection
15 doubt or pretend thinking checker eminent domain
16 the unknown spam filter risk aversion
17 nor'easter more power by any other name
18 spam subjects understand deeply intimidation
19 exclusivity counterintuitive alien artifact 1
20 two kinds of food becoming larger alien artifact 2
21 Gonzales hearing indoors is outdoors alien artifact 3
22 reputation sleep alien artifact 4
23 technological progress repetition alien artifact 5
24 perseverance concentration ball point
25 doomsday puzzle safety first critic quiz
26 in a storm cursive cultural exports
27 forget to remember hot air fullness of time
28 acute and grave luxury off a cliff
29 cities driving safety in the future
30 happiness terrorism vs. war free will
31 edgy
July August September
1 misunderstand deploy and destroy bad luck
2 inevitable smarter not harder revolution
3 newspaper bridgehead Management Day
4 simpler times bridge psychology no hairy ball
5 we don't know cake the more you spend
6 abelian sentences destiny imagination and knowledge
7 great power taste four hemispheres
8 extemporization taste 2 enemies of the state
9 only one day sympathetic magic snack food
10 our mistakes dieting great parties
11 duty PhD end of time
12 please everybody cold war stupid questions
13 New Formalists 1 patrons economic goods
14 New Formalists 2 art funding economic work
15 New Formalists 3 rhetoric recall arrogant
16 cheese is political revenge essential security
17 floating aspirations involuntary entertainment recycling
18 enemies speak now last piece of cake
19 before my eyes auto-caulk one mind
20 do the same thing ways to learn Andrew Meyer
21 red-winged blackbirds tact mainstream
22 Axis of Evil creativity quiz plain
23 comfort de-fence electronics banned
24 bubble bath moving south Star Simpson 2
25 Harry Potter red hair Star Simpson 3
26 isotope ratios invent robots conspiracy theorist
27 make a difference bitter taste rejoice quiz
28 primordial mad song 1 masterpiece
29 x-rays mad song 2 giant robots
30 ready for anything shy: extroversion no YOU in TOMB
31 newspaper the brain is full
October November December
1 Establishment 1 the audience down for maintenance
2 Establishment 2 short words scientific study
3 Establishment 3 the important things expect it less
4 Establishment 4 your own good Imagism
5 Establishment 5 aw, it's empty before you hesitate
6 deadline natural and artificial sacrifices
7 social constructivism screenwriters strike planning horizon
8 tragic flaw quiz oversee Dada
9 frogkind internet traffic stranger
10 thin blue line Euclid and Actaeon Nixon's ghost
11 advertising brain Heat Death simpler if only
12 virtualization risky endeavor propaganda
13 CIA Inspector General curiousity pathetic fallacy
14 ditch the plan folk law metaphysical poets
15 warm blooded internet down green eye-shade
16 ACLU internet down 2 special kind
17 Six Sigma theory of everything at a higher level
18 global warming your way expertise
19 global gardening Clothe the Fetus nematodes
20 no ideas individuality draw conclusions
21 niche exclusion Pentagon Beat
22 absolute faith attention to detail three wishes quiz
23 disaster portable figuratively speaking
24 loose thread of history transparency thoroughfare
25 happens in history never too late problem and scandal
26 fake success like a lime holiday e-mail
27 global warming testimony can't debug Flarf
28 the big picture your future rule of law
29 experimental art in favor against footage quiz
30 art community savage nobles avoid theory
31 indifferent everything you know

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