A. I guess I’ll just expand through space as a cloud
of incandescent vapor or something.
B. Is that today? You know I can’t keep track.
C. Party! Party! Party! Just like every day!
D. Oh no, I’m not saying until I have you helpless in my lair.
the Daily Whale
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