| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2007 : 5 February 2007 |
In Front of the Camera
reporter: Are you embarrassed to have shut down roads
and bridges for what turned out to be no reason?
Boston: We responded in a timely, efficient and
coordinated manner to a serious potential danger.
reporter: Even though you were weeks late and nine other
cities didn't waste their time?
Boston: We know better than to take risks with
unidentified flaunting objects. Them terrorists is wily.
reporter: Well, if you believe that then anything you see
could be a terrorist threat.
Boston: That's true. I hereby arrest you under Article 58
sections 10 and 14. Please remove your shoes. You have the right
to shut up.
Behind the Camera
Turner Broadcasting: Woo hoo! Best advertising stunt
since Lindy flew the Pond!
terrorist: I'm making sure my next bomb wears a
corporate logo.
give me a clue so sweet and true
copyright 2007 Jay J.P. Scott
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