10 March 2007 - FBI

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At the FBI, where the law is a guideline, a national security letter (“a demand that we say is justified”) means a natural superiority abetter (“and don’t tell anyone or we’ll arrest you”).

clue:

An audit found that the FBI was abusing its authority to gather information using “national security letters”. You can stop pretending to be surprised now.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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