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- Abnormally low temperature.
- No appetite.
- Just can’t get moving after the sun comes up.
Only a doctor can offer a definitive diagnosis, but you may be suffering from death. It’s a serious condition, but the good news is that you have all the time in the world. Keep on paying your HMO premiums and someday we’ll develop a treatment.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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