7 May 2007 - cone cells

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Political Fairness

I think we need to do some genetic engineering on the Europeans. They long ago gave up seeing things in black and white, but they haven’t gone quite far enough. Two new types of cone cells in the eye should do it, then they’ll finally be able to name each tiny political party by its own color. It’s about egalitarianism, not food, so I’m sure they’ll all be in favor.

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