10 May 2007 - Bozo Patrol

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2007 : 10 May 2007

Catching Terrorists in the U.S.A.

Bozo Patrol: Bozo Patrol! Booozo Patrooool! Any bozos here?
Bozo 1: Hey! We’re bozos! Over here!
Bozo 2: Ssh!
Bozo Patrol: Aha! More Islamic terrorists!
Bozo 2: That’s right, we’re no clowns.
Bozo Patrol: Um, these guys aren’t as funny as the last couple sets.

clue:

This bunch seems to’ve been running a more serious plot than the last couple, but the official explanation for how they got caught still says that they’re bozos.

take oh take this clue away