3 June 2007 - Creation Museum
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At the Creation Museum in Kentucky, they have everything figured
out. After squeezing 350,000 species of live beetles onto Noah’s
Ark, only 300 cubits long, most of the other animals didn’t fit,
so God must have given them specially-designed scuba gear. One
pair of cheetahs did fit, which explains that species’ recent
genetic bottleneck. And the mammoths didn’t make it because they
thought they could swim long enough.
clue:
The actual ideas pushed by the Creation Museum are at least
this unlikely. They suggest that Noah must have taken only young
dinosaurs, because full-grown ones would have been too big....
give me a clue so sweet and true
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