19 June 2007 - alien artifact 1

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Dealing with an Advanced Alien Artifact

Rule 1.. If it is alien, then it is advanced, because in a universe this old nobody else is as primitive as us. To determine that it is alien, you must rule out the possibility that it is an advertising stunt. Call the police. If they respond by evacuating the area and bringing in specialists, it must be an advertising stunt.

clue:

Cf. the Boston scare of 31 January this year.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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