26 July 2007 - isotope ratios

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After reading almost enough scientific studies, I am coming to believe that isotope ratios encode all knowledge. When the advanced space aliens arrive (we’ll know they’re advanced because they arrived), we won’t have to say a thing, only exhibit our isotope ratios. They’ll figure out the rest, including the former contents of the Library of Alexandria.

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