15 August 2007 - rhetoric recall

China today initiated a voluntary recall of bellicose anti-Taiwan rhetoric, announced official Chinese mouthpiece Hei-Ting Yu. “It was supposed to be poisonous,” explained Hei-Ting, “but due to a mix-up some ingredients were put into toys and toothpaste instead. That must be why it wasn’t working.” Added Hei-Ting, “We’re not worried about Communism. It was an import, so it will last forever.”