27 October 2007 - global warming testimony

The White House today requested a delay in answering reporters’ questions about White House editing of Congressional testimony on global warming. “We understand that certain groups may have failed their loyalty tests and become enemies of the Administration,” explained a confused underling. “But that’s not what this is about. We’re confident that we have selected our enemies appropriately. The real purpose of the pause is to get information from the FEMA about how to run a fake news conference.”