22 July 2013 - Trayvon Martin 1

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Organized crime is behind the times. Their thinking is stuck in the bad old days when you could only get away with murder if you weren’t caught. Today with a stand-your-ground law you can get away with murder as long as you leave no witnesses and have a lawyer good enough to arouse reasonable doubt. Come on mafia, get with the program!

clue:

My state has a stand-your-ground law too. It’s stricter than Florida’s in that the threatening person has to show a deadly weapon, but with any dark object in the hand considered mistakable for a gun I somehow don’t feel confident.

take oh take this clue away

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