6 November 2013 - dating a zircon

reporter: Have you ever dated a zircon?
passer-by 1: I’ve never even met a zircon!
passer-by 2: Oh, you probably have, but it was beneath your notice.
reporter: What about you, how do you feel about zircons?
passer-by 2: Zircons are OK, but I wouldn’t let my sister date one.