4 March 1999 - landmine phone call

Kim Jong Il: The landmine treaty is working perfectly. Already many vilify the United States for refusing to sign.
Milosevic: And not us, ha ha. But I fear America will not soon change her mind.
Kim Jong Il: Then we must proceed with the next phase of the plot.
Milosevic: I’ll contact my stooges. Many American localities already ban laser pointers. How hard could it be to extend the ban to laser designators for smart bombs?