| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 13 March 1999 |
Never Live in a Town with a Silly Name
Marian, the maniac of Manayunk
Was carrying a fanny pack of funny junk
To Clarion, a brainy punk and zany hack.
Said Clarion, "Not any lack of Cadillac
Stops Marian, the nanny yak of Manayunk."
give me a clue so sweet and true
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