Yahoooo! Zoooom! Ka-pow-pow-pow! Isn’t it great to play with your little brother and try out all the toys unused since 1971? This is much better than playing with China! But don’t play rough, boys. Remember, it’s all in fun until somebody loses a capital.
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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