4 June 1999 - little India

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Advice to India

Yahoooo! Zoooom! Ka-pow-pow-pow! Isn’t it great to play with your little brother and try out all the toys unused since 1971? This is much better than playing with China! But don’t play rough, boys. Remember, it’s all in fun until somebody loses a capital.

clue:

India and Pakistan last warred in 1971. India fought a war with China in 1962.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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