26 September 1999 - save the dinosaurs!

Biodiversity is infinitely precious. When a species dies, it can never return. That’s why we should halt this folderol of seeking extrasolar planets, and mapping DNA, and making Austin Powers movies, and concentrate our efforts on building a time machine. Our top priority must to go back to the Cretaceous and save the dinosaurs—and don’t forget the extinct giant sea turtles, four meters long! Then, at last, environmental degradation will be eliminated, because humans won’t evolve.