Trilobites are extinct. Ice ages come and go. The cycle of death and renewal is natural. Doom falls on all things born. Microsoft is an evil empire, and must be dismantled, like all evil empires, by the United States Government. I am Bill Gates and I control your thoughts. Shh... shh... now back to sleep.
the Daily Whale
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