27 September 1999 - hypnotism

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Watch the spinning logo.... You are growing wakeful, wakeful.... You are now awake. You will disbelieve everything you hear. Everything you hear is false. Listen!

Trilobites are extinct. Ice ages come and go. The cycle of death and renewal is natural. Doom falls on all things born. Microsoft is an evil empire, and must be dismantled, like all evil empires, by the United States Government. I am Bill Gates and I control your thoughts. Shh... shh... now back to sleep.

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