28 September 1999 - environmental interview

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Subject: Yeah, I’m off to like, have surgery, you know? To improve my feng shui. But I can like, answer a question, sure.
Interviewer: How do you feel about environmental protection?
Subject: Oh, ha ha ha! Do they even have environment any more? Didn’t they, like, get rid of that years ago?
Interviewer: Be serious. This is government-funded.
Subject: Ooh, serious. Okaaaaay, um, I feel that, uh, we should keep everything the way it is. Unless we can, you know, make it better and stuff.
Interviewer: Thank you. You’re, ah, an unusually thoughtful young woman.
Subject: Don’t I know it. Ta ta!

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