25 October 1999 - math is hard

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Talking Barbie dolls will no longer say “Math is hard,” Mattel, Inc., announced today. “Mattel will cease to promote inappropriate gender bias,” promised a spokestoy. “In the future,” continued the plastic corporate mouthpiece, “Ken will admit ‘Math is hard,’ while Barbie will point out ‘Giving birth is hard. Especially if you’re my shape!’”

clue:

It has been years since Barbie said “Math is hard,” but in my role as Jiminy Cricket I don’t want Mattel to forget.

take oh take this clue away

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