| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 10 November 1999 |
Advice W. Columnist Consults The Answer Bot
You have questions? Who does not! Ask the Instant Answer Bot! Gold or green, nice or mean, every answer peachy keen. What's your question? You say you don't have enough questions? Are you absolutely sure? Are you confusing me with the Sphinx? Say nothing, I know the answer to that. Neither of us has a nose.
Let me think. Computing... disputing... refuting... rebooting.... My answer: There are 768 obvious ways to acquire inquisitions. 1. Start with none and make some up. 2. Start with one and break it up. 3. Stare around--How to stop me, that's a separate question. Insert a quarter for your Instant Answer!
give me a clue so sweet and true
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