We’re in touch! After grueling nights of back-of-the-envelope calculations, SETI@Home researchers announced the decoding of the only message yet received from an alien civilization.
“Planet Eleven can’t come to the radiotelescope right now, but if you leave your name, spatiotemporal coordinates, and a brief message, we’ll get back to you in the next galactic revolution. BEEP!”
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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