| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2003 : 18 February 2003 |
announcer: And now, the event you've all been waiting for:
the Rumsfeld-Chirac Directness Contest!
Rumsfeld: You mean rudeness contest.
Chirac: That is not responsible behavior.
announcer: And they're off!
Rumsfeld: I must say, the long-term presence of France in
Europe is unnatural.
Chirac: You are missing another opportunity to keep quiet.
Today's Whale is nearly a day late, because of the heavy snowfall. Sorry! Next time I'll use a reputable weather-control machine!