1. List all issues of international relations.
2. Set T = the international temperature due to friction.
3. Sample a Boltzmann distribution of issues, and choose the
issue which randomly comes up as the hottest.
4. Choose a side of the issue according to your beliefs.
(This is where politics comes in.)
5. Fight on until you win or lose.
6. Declare victory.
7. Go to step 1.
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