19 April 2007 - exclusivity

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Law of the Excluded Middle Class

I only want exclusivity if you can’t have it.

clue:

The reason that all marketing offers are called “exclusive” is that marketers believe that people want exclusivity. All the people. I’m not sure who’s excluded.

take oh take this clue away

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