19 April 2007 - exclusivity

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Law of the Excluded Middle Class

I only want exclusivity if you can’t have it.

clue:

The reason that all marketing offers are called “exclusive” is that marketers believe that people want exclusivity. All the people. I’m not sure who’s excluded.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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