16 May 2007 - spam filter

The Internet has an answer for everything. Foreseeing the death of Jerry Falwell, the last protector of America’s youth against the scourge of Teletubbies, the Internet laid a far-sighted plan. And now, following years of right-minded struggle against pagan Reliability and un-American Common Sense, the spam filter has been made perfect. If you did not know this, it’s because the Internet decided that you did not need to.