Santa's Sleigh Ride at 1000 km/s

Santa's Sleigh Ride at 1000 km/s
Blasting through the sky
Like a nuclear device,
Through the towns I fly
Blinking once or twice.
Rudolph's nose is hot
With meteoric light--
What fun to visit every tot
Within a single night.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
No one else can hear.
My jolly sounds are swallowed in
The vacuum to my rear.
December 1999
Parody of "Jingle Bells".