the Daily Whale - archive 2014

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2014 is the first year of what will turn out to be an eventful period. It is also the last year of an eventful period.



January February March
1 2014 want to be read migrating ice cap
2 live to regret Canada on Snowden animal crackers
3 early mistakes universe’s purpose quiz Crimea
4 decimation-in-time practiced confuse the confused
5 any advantage reform exercise restraint
6 under-resourced internet age tide of war
7 dicynodont unconformity bitter somethings
8 hard-to-get NSA metadata ideally
9 house of cards an immoral Kelvin thermostat
10 Erdogan 1 you crane inexperience
11 Erdogan 2 Red Queen Posse decadent
12 carrot and stick tell you three times Europe
13 absolute loyalty national vs. international more absurd
14 slow recovery thought that counts cadaster-fee
15 assumptions Final Fantasy shutting up
16 fight over it confirm nor deny NSA Turbine
17 enterprise software sysadmin Snowden mistakes you survive
18 unprejudiced 1 status of mistakes 2 the wheel
19 unprejudiced 2 Mean Ocean Water tails you lose
20 work-life balance accept complexity perfect crime
21 three tyrannies armor perfect crime defense
22 not cheating an expert say nothing
23 term of art Ukraine dull life
24 changing the world Yanukovych data 1
25 caring Ukraine summary data 2
26 precaution your own venture close enough
27 rich helicopters rest from Bedlam jump to conclusions
28 rich sacrifice security system truth never hurts
29 rich money supply poutine
30 safe distance lunchlike intervals
31 plagiarism scandals typography trends
 
April May June
1 wolflike Russia foresight within you
2 childlike North Korea hindsight cover story
3 strange lifetime author exit strategy
4 tip information warfare Game of Drones
5 Mozilla power parties spin control
6 exclusive popularity calendar dates save everything
7 IQ test no middle class ever-appropriate
8 nightlights of liberty clear and present lost your lunch
9 mistakes 1 user interface enough progress
10 mistakes 2 growth measures good investment
11 a field is defined by indifferent anti-de Sitter space
12 Mars emerging immersion respectacles
13 Heartbleed turn into complementary
14 a great deal intrinsic factor bust and boom
15 sin and sine cultural anthropology at night
16 exciting transformation fixed point theorem full disclosure
17 this way lies madness broken point theorem inexorable
18 solutions dead at birth lead pipes
19 main character volume control sea urchin
20 so prejudiced charged net crime prediction
21 oversight redress of grievances stay like this
22 Disastermobile any given flavor pointless topology
23 nude world order fowl feathered friends everybody’s interesting
24 carry through short tales terrible secret
25 sociopaths car park mincing ludicrousness
26 succession bad health stranger than fiction
27 taking responsibility false conviction rate SWAT raids 1
28 Littoral Combat Ship deep normal SWAT raids 2
29 homeopathic self-defense estivation SWAT raids 3
30 provoking Russia 2 sleep absolute power
31 pundit
 
July August September
1 due process accelerated degree program predict world events
2 inoculation backup plan shoot don’t talk
3 ancient DNA spindle possible to mean
4 molar concentration the future shrinks Real Big Nogoodniks
5 plutocracy analogy test you’re a dog
6 XKeyscore footloose declare war
7 mid-eternity crisis the test succeeded the same planet twice
8 beg the question peace NATO-Russia wargame
9 privacy since Snowden wrong in Argentina news
10 physics is useless Churyumov-Gerasimenko electron secrecy
11 safe as banks Islamic State born
12 GUT everything is nuclear group polarization
13 dessert is forever proved irrelevant misconceptions you have
14 hone your enemies Kleisli talk show delegation quiz
15 100% success Ferguson 1 simplifying assumption
16 thinking ahead Ferguson 2 self-correcting income gap
17 GRAB Ferguson 3 ultrafilter
18 Malaysia Airlines Ferguson 4 deadly Hollywood
19 Malaysia Airlines 2 Ferguson 5 self-descriptive
20 all rockkind sell fast animal spirits
21 desert island 2014 competent authority
22 abnormalization integrated and modular U.S. Digital Service
23 know everything the medium swipe it
24 the populace ISNT 1 rules of disengagement
25 strategically located ISNT 2 shock absorbers
26 science in daily life ISNT 3 Mousterian tools
27 pitiless exploitation political debate future generations
28 make money levels of nesting angle grinder
29 hovering quiz Russian army paid twice
30 justify the means during my lifetime live without you
31 no woman billionaire illiberal precepts
 
October November December
1 last words rational uberance nutcase
2 Shellshock bug 1 planning the more you spend
3 Shellshock bug 2 Large Millimeter Array Blaise Pascal
4 ally : alibi disincentivize quasar jets 1
5 European Central Bank water board quasar jets 2
6 hawks and doves dark room time travel 1
7 own goals strength as weakness time travel 2
8 science & education creative and growing innocent
9 LUCA forgetfulness DANGER ROAD OPEN
10 big picture flower bed inconsequential intentions
11 nice planet artist’s expression science causes crime
12 truth get out your only tool capitol 1
13 ants up in the air capitol 2
14 accountability only two dates one aircraft
15 the last piece erosion ad old enough
16 so knowledgeable act now tornado
17 Operation Majestic Codename shortsighted ignorance
18 researchers copyright genome highly effective
19 Santa NSA quiz I wake me up political lies
20 entirely true unrelated The Interview
21 nihilist terrorists not a contest Streisand Effect
22 adores a vacuum mysterious rumors bite the bullet
23 newspaper and bureaucracy what we imagine lost decade
24 Lord Strathcona Google fairness against cyber attacks
25 last thought warrantless Merry Christmas Pyongyang
26 misfortunes Dreambreaker retaliation
27 mystery B.F. Skinner on-time guarantee!
28 early to rise reliable memory moral high ground
29 identical twins remembering names markthrough
30 rocket explosion deep personal hatred don’t learn
31 codecs robot overlords
 

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