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January February March
1 baseless rumor louder than words Scenario Free Europe
2 fiscal cliff deal fish in a barrel Europe’s leaders
3 low resolution valveless pulsejet government design
4 boring parts Occam’s Beard portray boredom
5 learn creativity inside our heads business school
6 state secrets privilege tragic flaw crisis quiz
7 J.P. Morgan drone attacks 1 cure hiccups
8 population inversion drone attacks 2 no initiative
9 complacent horizon reality
10 tortious single-stream recycling bad customer service
11 write what you... confusion a new pontoon
12 more and short genre accomplish some work
13 soft power get-up-and-go FATCAT 1
14 heel and list poison and metal FATCAT 2
15 Aaron Swartz 1 Islamists cyberdefense
16 Aaron Swartz 2 meteor defense to be or not to be
17 wild horses unlimited potential Socrates
18 achieve civilization funeral customs falling for it
19 screwdriver confused world failure of diplomacy
20 call for help your own way adult
21 naturally artificial practicality quiz science convergence
22 forbidden things teleprompter metrics 1
23 Standard Model to each metrics 2
24 instinct lying to kids metrics 3
25 Dodgy-Knees encourage stopping metrics 4
26 ignored the new normal impossibility proofs
27 bad apples quiz can’t beat them phone etiquette
28 second conquer Europe not complicated
29 pact for virtue invasive species
30 Deep Pact Inspection cry at weddings
31 confront reality Bob Dylan
 
April May June
1 15 years benzyne patent patents
2 special days concrete abstract effortlessness
3 to realize it the important work Sagittarius A*
4 lost decade futures afraid of changes made of air
5 economy direct democracy great book
6 space launches a polite society happily ever after
7 unconscious bias emendations words I’ve beeped
8 into English brain scan NSA
9 autobiography license plate reader costly-for-all
10 used to anything bandwagon Chinese Dream
11 North Korea multiplicative money military-industrial complex
12 sustainable power cutting corners regulation
13 people too Mars One quiz sense of justice
14 pure snow does not kill me zettabytes
15 authority eternal life disinformation campaign
16 regulatory capture 1 powerlessness corrupts eye in a pyramid
17 regulatory capture 2 programming tasks National Security Letter
18 security theater 1 problem to opportunity helplessness
19 security theater 2 unidentifiable noises Erdogan
20 security theater 3 real-time problem gains of Keynes
21 Boston conspiracy theorists exhausted
22 regulatory capture 3 AP phone records is it legal?
23 regulatory capture 4 free press Google
24 regulatory capture 5 rule of law 1 world domination
25 regulatory capture 6 rule of law 2 invert the implementation
26 stupid overlords rule of law 3 touched in the head
27 narrative fearlessness widely used encrypted internet
28 internet sales tax philosophy nothing to fear
29 not going crazy social order elected spies 1
30 old and new Court of Human Rights elected spies 2
31 protest
 
July August September
1 reign over barber quiz outstanding
2 pickiness quiz in the way the boss
3 problem with problems Detroit Dollars tall babies
4 Edward Snowden Your Dollars symbolism
5 volcanologist paint and rules bold yet subtle
6 economism decoy steganograms poetry
7 feeling and thinking however hostile grading 1
8 happy end Erdos numbers grading 2
9 tact 200% more grading 3
10 Snowden and Bolivia complexity is fraud NSA owns you 1
11 everyone is wrong the deadline NSA owns you 2
12 compartmented NSA economic forecasting NSA Substitute Acronym
13 slugs misreading interior decoration
14 work of fiction appearing to care take me home
15 confused haiku disaster species 1 technical difficulties
16 Newton’s priority disaster species 2 copyright term 1
17 half a sky mill around copyright term 2
18 metaphor blindness law of averages occupation
19 my only life flowing water be alert
20 disorders forward guidance undercommunication
21 ego card David Miranda in space, no one
22 Trayvon Martin 1 Schedule 7 rise up!
23 Trayvon Martin 2 Opabinia Alliance 1 Russian successes
24 approaching problems Opabinia Alliance 2 Death Squad Romeo
25 no choice Opabinia Alliance 3 impartial observer
26 tuna emergency Opabinia Alliance 4 parents
27 penguin is mightier nothing to fear secret courts
28 10,000,000 ants damselfly Liberty Bell
29 history goes on science car swan song
30 in harmony with nature deliberation where there’s smoke
31 unnatural terrorism enterprise
 
October November December
1 unrivaled finishing brute force
2 right thing quiz NSA risk analysis premium or discount
3 moral bankruptcy host cycle of hatred
4 government vacation 40% chance of rain comfort zone
5 transgression SETI idiots
6 justified, necessary, proportionate dating a zircon you’re stupid
7 voter inequities the present
8 Tea Party self-fulfilling prophecy reef and shoal
9 public NSA the end is near applied fiction
10 rectify or justify big data 1 larger brains
11 help terrorists 1 big data 2 everyone knows
12 help terrorists 2 economics is no science may be true!
13 water problems mean free path Russia Today
14 complete works 100,000,000 dreaming different
15 de-extinction 1 American flag announcements
16 de-extinction 2 exceptionalism important questions 1
17 de-extinction 3 not a competition important questions 2
18 time bomb blind trajectory unthinking
19 can’t reform itself wrong quiz open mind
20 all professionals what everyone does interrelated factors
21 protect your privacy velvet worms Federal Reserve
22 conflict of interest status of mistakes human error
23 emergency instructions sin tax ice age
24 clause and effect sacrificial anode rude NSA
25 critical acclaim quiz take on the world NSA
26 tolerance no igloo give back to the net
27 terrorists too helpless RSA’s denial
28 surveillance loop tarantula hawk yellows
29 NSA hullabaloo appliance Degeneration Gap
30 substantial misrepresentation missile defense Common Lisp
31 potential equivocation for evil to triumph
 

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