the Daily Whale - archive 2017

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The last prime year until 2027. That is how long things will continue to be subprime.



January February March
1 2017 know history pecking order
2 law reform the Electoral College common element
3 Russian hacking use your head Leekfrith torcs
4 mass production king quiz prediction
5 bring jobs Dunning-Kruger Effect create enemies
6 codes shmodes 1 Daily Whale Effect ways to be wrong
7 codes shmodes 2 policy clarification listen to the future
8 temptation peas with honey accountability
9 dirty tricks worry albeit
10 subvert authority accepting red once upon a time
11 don’t put it down Trump Dome FRAND
12 predict irrelevant anything I know
13 Disinformation Age quiz paragon time present
14 ignorance unhappy Trump time future
15 native culture not Euclid 1 time in hell
16 get fired not Euclid 2 airspace
17 fake news not Euclid 3 perfectionism
18 jobs and social media not Euclid 4 White House org chart
19 too much for us not Euclid 5 good old days quiz
20 President Chump wow and flutter ignorance
21 exceptional leaders tracking dirt in subliminal
22 cannot fail sad single star plans survive
23 TRUMP train sad giant star elect teams
24 alternative facts slow bump ahead local politics
25 humility six sins beyond the horizon
26 off the lawn Jack and Jill light bulbs
27 adequacy famous meta-meta-analysis
28 Russian election meddling uniter not divider mortal enemy
29 the facts change spring rolls
30 know-nothings free
31 immigration order nobody’s job
 
April May June
1 no bad art space colonization 1 days are numbered
2 North Korea space colonization 2 opinion
3 listening space colonization 3 machine fiasco 1
4 smell the flowers space colonization 4 machine fiasco 2
5 robot consciousness space colonization 5 machine fiasco 3
6 brute force space colonization 6 machine fiasco 4
7 undergrowth sweeping statement machine fiasco 5
8 100% confidence paths and roads gradual fiasco
9 flunkies know so little cyborgs
10 election meddling words: UAV human extinction
11 too early words: digital this moment
12 Syria strike quiz words: vocabulary varves childeration
13 first mistake words rule deontology
14 capital gains cyberattack keeping secrets
15 real names contextualization random numbers
16 maturity cyber security kilocalorie
17 moral sins proof of purchase follow your dreams
18 15 April inevitable meaning of life
19 current resident no good art Archimedes
20 Gordian Is-Not recessions bring prosperity news diet
21 operationalize truth or consequences self-correction 1
22 predictability achieve the impossible self-correction 2
23 omniscience playload self-correction 3
24 potential the sky is blue sine qua non
25 D BOON tensile yield strength mass defect
26 March For Science gerrymandering like ants
27 spring art disease Antikythera Mechanism
28 better idea framing an issue faking your death
29 rush to judgment mores deconfliction zone
30 to-do list just get along antisense
31 above the law
 
July August September
1 narrow goals exercise hard public safety
2 ignorance agrarian roots living the dream
3 no short word quiz single continuing resolution
4 usually wrong coat of arms birch pitch
5 beauty and bottom climate control surface normal
6 exercise for the reader skill and knowledge access of rotation
7 stars ignorant of anything suffocation
8 speculation manage judiciously monotreme and diatreme
9 to look for Doklam standoff inevitable
10 watch your ears confusion natural calamity
11 13 1/3 light bulbs next time quality
12 sequels least expect it genocide
13 tractable practice fire and fury unimaginable
14 official denials risk reduction warlike humans 1
15 generalization every side outside warlike humans 2
16 imperfectionism OW THAT SMARTS Cassini
17 irresponsibility Schroedinger’s catalog warlike humans 3
18 glowing eyes comparatives guns or butter
19 figuring stuff out the next war possession
20 aspen and aspic not the joke auto
21 what you don’t know eternal flames top secret
22 recognizing nonsense still has blood corporal punishment
23 war on error diversity training 1 unbear
24 luck diversity training 2 ignore the obvious
25 ye shall deceive diversity training 3 transience
26 net neutrality diversity training 4 glass slippers
27 self respect give up giving up assume the worst quiz
28 metathematicity disaster nonconformists
29 not perfect burst of transcendence scientific paper
30 sanguine wondering midnight snacks
31 Paschen’s Law Houston
 
October November December
1 Equifax streamline license agreement
2 demilitarized zone hidden assumptions deep learning
3 incompetence truth with joy
4 wrong goals cook the books cacti
5 uniformed fanatics sauropods
6 octants daylight saving time counterfactual reasoning
7 concentration one time zone Man of Steel
8 but horology undefined
9 thought or action storing honey ocean excuses
10 Fountain of Youth dreams to reality think first quiz
11 traitor failure equals success ideas are bad
12 quasiparticle blockchain intense competition
13 golden rule Saudi Arabia 2 intrigues
14 UCE multitasking limits rate of malfeasance
15 extraordinary anything stupid self-correcting
16 temptation dirt 1 auditors
17 ship aground 1 dirt 2 trees
18 ship aground 2 in the margin on strike
19 auditor quiz spam is stupid MAD
20 ignorance and confidence take into account ignorance
21 glass skyscraper trust in theory procrastination
22 cyborging Oumuamua intuition
23 mistaken mistakes Oumuamua 2 art and fashion
24 consequences unthinkable capitalism 1
25 General Electric wherewithal capitalism 2
26 halfway there nattering nabobs capitalism 3
27 marathon freedom capitalism 4
28 DNA bismuth the last end
29 evolved parasite Turing complete agave and ogive
30 eliminate your enemies as smart as people Heisenberg travel
31 aging is inevitable teach quantum theory
 

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