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122 poems
also appeared in my Daily Whale.
1991-07-13 *
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
1998-05-04 *
Death, Be Not Sad
1998-07-11 *
That Big a Star
1998-08-11 *
Literature Trivia
1999-02-14 *
Saint Valentine
1999-03-27 *
The Serbian Ethnic Cleansing Song
1999-05-04 *
Haiku Haiku
1999-05-08 *
The Poetry ABC Song
1999-09-01 *
Exploding Haiku
1999-11-26 *
How You Feel When You’re Middling Good
1999-12-22 *
The Closest Full Moon Since The Last Time This Happened
1999-12-24 *
Santa’s Sleigh Ride at 1000 km/s
1999-12-31 *
Launch the Fireworks!
2000-02-15 *
Loved and Lost
2000-05-19 *
Alexander Pope Examines the RIP Bill
2000-10-21 *
Weekly World News
2000-11-12 *
Who Can Know?
2000-11-27 *
The One Count
2001-01-22 *
Capitol Fever
2001-02-22 *
The Correct Way to Double the Toil and Trouble
2001-04-10 *
Why Oh Why Don’t People Still Write This Way?
2001-04-15 *
President Double-You
2001-07-10 *
A Note to Artificial Language Designers
2001-08-19 *
Ninety-Nine Years of Ogden Nash
2001-11-30 *
The Flying Dugong
2002-01-05 *
I Write the Ads
2002-02-12 *
The Sink Is Full
2002-03-25 *
Before a Fall
2002-07-14 *
What They Do to Food Before Taking its Picture
2002-08-04 *
Laser Corneal Ablation
2002-10-22 *
Building Jerusalem Where it Is Now
2002-11-28 *
Metazoans are Heterotrophic
2002-12-07 *
What Really Makes the World Go Around
2003-01-30 *
Mostly Works
2003-03-22 *
The Ballad of Frightening Small Children
2003-06-10 *
Jesus Dance
2003-08-15 *
Mutation and Recombination
2003-12-06 *
Oompa Loompa Land Located in North Korea
2004-01-27 *
My Candle
2004-06-11 *
Friday Evenings
2004-07-04 *
Immortal Remains
2004-10-13 *
Proposed New Air Force Motto
2005-02-02 *
End in Trash
2005-02-17 *
Be Not the First
2005-03-06 *
Near-Waking Experience
2005-03-26 *
I Love U-235
2005-06-19 *
The Placing of Blame
2005-08-31 *
General Advice to Miscreants
2005-12-10 *
Eating Song
2005-12-16 *
Net Work
2006-02-10 *
Walk Off
2006-04-05 *
Arc of the Ankle
2006-07-28 *
Dream: The Roads of Colossi
2006-08-19 *
U.N. Resolution
2006-09-28 *
Homeland Security Advisory System
2006-11-23 *
Advice to Participants in the Illegal Surveillance Programs
2006-12-05 *
Myanmar Shave
2007-03-01 *
A Word to Matthew Arnold
2007-03-30 *
Beauty Has Teeth
2007-06-09 *
Salutation to a Previous Generation
2007-06-10 *
In the Best Modern Way
2007-06-11 *
A Water Drop
2007-06-14 *
Pedestrian Elegy
2007-07-09 *
How to Be a Poet
2007-07-13 *
New Formalist Manifesto, First Draft
2007-07-14 *
New Formalist Manifesto, Second Draft
2007-07-15 *
New Formalists
2007-07-21 *
Red-Winged Blackbirds
2007-08-05 *
Cake
2007-08-18 *
Speak Now
2007-08-28 *
Mad Song
2007-10-24 *
The End of History
2007-12-14 *
Metaphysical Poets Summarized
2008-01-08 *
You Only Think You’re Confused
2008-01-14 *
Oulipo in Summary
2008-01-24 *
Romanticism Summarized
2008-04-19 *
Beauty
2008-04-26 *
Civil Debate
2008-05-03 *
Climb Parnassus
2009-04-24 *
Barbary
2009-08-03 *
Religion and Science
2010-02-23 *
Cupertino
2011-01-23 *
Tunisia Revolution
2011-12-27 *
Ask Not For Whom the Thunder Rolls
2012-02-24 *
Emily Dickinson Summarized
2012-02-29 *
Neutron Bomb
2012-03-27 *
A Story
2012-09-15 *
Obama 2012
2012-09-16 *
Romney 2012
2012-10-23 *
Achilles and Aeneas
2013-09-14 *
Take Me Home, Taxi Ride
2013-09-29 *
Take a Swan Song and Make It Brighter
2016-05-05 *
Fly to Mars
2016-06-11 *
Make Me a Martian
2016-07-24 *
Evil Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue
2016-07-26 *
Evil Bob Dylan - The Carpet’s Not Yellow, It’s Chicken
2016-11-08 *
The Second Vulture
2017-02-08 *
Peas with Shaving Cream
2017-02-26 *
Jack and Jill
2018-05-14 *
New Korean War
2018-06-19 *
Miranda on Presidents
2018-12-11 *
O Brexit Deal
2019-02-23 *
Perdition
2019-04-29 *
The Masters’ Works
2019-08-30 *
The New Democracy
2019-11-03 *
Green Cheese
2019-12-18 *
Loosening the Sky
2020-01-15 *
Moving Van
2020-02-21 *
The Political Promise
2020-04-08 *
Sweet Dreams
2023-02-06 *
Worldship
2023-08-07 *
Witch
2024-02-06 *
The Age is Hilarious
2024-02-11 *
Yankee-Doodle Branding
2024-08-04 *
Kalevala
2024-09-08 *
Sloe-Eyed
2024-11-05 *
Vows of Folly
2024-11-19 *
How the Language Model Sees You
2025-04-24 *
Worldview
2025-05-01 *
The House of Dust
2025-05-28 *
Electric Bugaboo
2025-07-03 *
Caterwauling
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