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Sanity, sanity, all is—no it’s not.
January
February
March
1
folly of the year
breakfast cereal
bug the UN 2
2
understanding
silver lining
1% inspiration
3
nerds
light work
forgivable success
4
CAN SPAM act
many hands
water on Mars
5
love a Walmart
yesterday’s work
life on Mars
6
build on it
space race
finish your
7
going to Mars
waiting around
all mistakes
8
no tomorrow
full fathom five
time
9
long-term plan
Humpty Dumpty
safe as houses
10
learning
can’t aim
space exploration
11
distract them
fail brilliantly
French science quiz
12
JFK II
usable
inventing morning
13
to be confused
cockroaches
laugh at
14
simian simoleon
little jobs
constructive/destructive
15
first-rate intelligence
putdown
from within
16
time explains
profundity
Sedna
17
hazard camera
no Monday
unobserved
18
wisdom
violence
sects
19
raw deal
fast mistakes
no error
20
MikeRoweSoft
gutters of despair
my advice
21
disclaimer
Iran comes clean
trust myself
22
survival value
seem or scheme
get thee behind me
23
bug
Haiti popularity
ambition
24
Oisterwijk
business solution
smoking gun quiz
25
darkness descended
engineer, manager
uneconomic life
26
stall
science is heard
bargaining with artists
27
my candle burns
autobiography
act of God
28
inspiration
my funeral
free country
29
OK to be right
bug the UN
Bush administration
30
intelligence review
one-eyed man
31
intelligence review 2
find the truth
April
May
June
1
underrated
live once
like a garden
2
theory quiz
mature content
falling down
3
true insight
end of the world
get rich quick
4
visiting the U.S.
music and happiness
live and learn
5
full of it
innocent or guilty
enemy quiz
6
reality and dreams
delegation
spontaneous activity
7
aspiration
Mooning The Stars
principal
8
what you want
no planet
history repeats
9
Soylent green
three quotes
be superior
10
banana
overgeneralization
torture memos
11
No-Fly list
Second Gloaming
Friday evenings
12
cretin
toward success
key to success
13
McCarthyism
the other is wrong
bad news
14
predictable weather
gods wot
can learn
15
simpler than you
broccoli of fate
multiple-choice quiz
16
task quiz
certainty
if I’m wrong
17
down to a science
game over
explanations
18
overconfidence
afraid of life
metaphor
19
law of large numbers
committee mob
criticism
20
good enough
cultural engineering
hearse
21
learning and forgetting
made for us
hero of science
22
leadership
deference
buns of Steele
23
non-expertise
worry
good manners
24
civilization
honest
shut up
25
nonexistence
presidential philosophy
TSA
26
Demeter
should be done
Tasmanian devil
27
a little learning
FBI fingerprint
cosmetic surgery
28
difficulty
doubt
know your enemy
29
am I a gamer
lying history
Al Qaeda planners
30
procrastination
lunched and gained
an island
31
instant gratification
July
August
September
1
Cassini
compound interest
under the weather
2
Big Bang
fact
make ends meet
3
make lunch
bumper sticker
ketchup vegetated
4
cat’s-eye moon
remaining bland
shrouded in mystery
5
perseverance
crying wolf
impress any key
6
noise floor quiz
delegate
memory
7
not what you know
the mind’s sky
depravity
8
security means
impossible happenings
Banach-Tarski
9
trust the stupid
revenge quiz
delusions
10
winning
ignorance
great advance
11
groupthink
knowledge
too many conks
12
spontaneity
terrorism alert
chain of command
13
squabblers
launching an alert
bill for wrongs
14
consistency
firing an alert
stupidity
15
on my laurels
foolishness
changing change
16
red snapper
four elements
disagreement
17
Bobby Fischer
community spirit
disagreement 2
18
Martha Stewart
sacrifice to expediency
truths
19
polarized light
mind control
three hurricanes
20
validation
power
good taste
21
one small step
pursued by a bore
grand theft
22
bad memory
boring
gone farther
23
spoils
Ted Kennedy
greed and fear
24
the truth
Ted Kennedy 2
different taste
25
emergency
experience of others
Cat Stevens
26
worldview quiz
news story processing
paranoid personality disorder
27
knowing something
Mencken
power corrupts
28
Free Speech Zone
in a tome
great power quiz
29
overlooked idea
chain letter
bear your own cross
30
am I the only one
moving a mountain
I am become Truth
31
think for yourself
bicameral mind
October
November
December
1
genius
Gilbert & Sullivan
lie awake
2
money
neck-and-neck
fly from New York
3
resigned
learn to add
a business show
4
presidential debate
election quiz
nuclear sun
5
Scaled Composites
favor returns
only adults
6
computer program
certainty
to be puny
7
good listener
for who you are
marginal value
8
plutonium in France
reify first
figure it out
9
plutonium in France 2
indolence
ickier
10
ludic
push and shove
imperfect
11
ignorance
can’t complain
the past
12
last refuge
intelligent design
Ukraine poison
13
to reason why
mathematics
trick the stupid
14
fight or flight
philosophy
say what you think
15
has-beens and wannabes
Jakarta
free country quiz
16
how to forget
fatal error
indecisiveness
17
arbalest
zipping commercials
feet on the ground
18
talent
fluorescent lights
the e-word
19
outpatient
history
one right way
20
die trying
my only flaw
wrestling for oil
21
classification
expendable
way to fail
22
literature
New Lords’ Prayer
Karl Rove
23
potboiler
blockheads
on its stomach
24
flu vaccine quiz
get you all
Huygens
25
peril of libraries
strength vs. stealth
good holiday
26
war crimes trial
Ukraine election
Boxing Day
27
English
get out of bed
earthquake forecast
28
Human Being(tm)
smugness
natural disasters
29
lived this long
light and sound
overwhelming attacks
30
integument
smoking pun
tsunami quiz
31
easy Halloween
New Year’s resolution
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